Xpovos : To be fair, I think going from booze -> finance -> math -> sports x2 would probably lose most anyone.
Mat Cauth : umm....you guys have totally left me in the dust...I can't keep up.
Xpovos : Funny, I thought I caught you looking.
Aoife Fios : You hit a home run with that one, X.
Xpovos : Nothing we can't walk off.
Aoife Fios : Is this all getting kind of krugerrandom?
Xpovos : Goldschläger anyone?
Mat Cauth : Call me a commoner, but just give me a Bud Lite....it's "goldish"
Aoife Fios : I'm on the gold standard.
Xpovos : A pint's a pound the world round. That was supposed to be true pt -> lbs, but I'd much rather it were true Guiness -> Sterling.
Aoife Fios : Yeah, well, "a pint of plain is your only man."
Reaver : Ah, to be a Sherry-drinking Vicar!
Xpovos : Brick by brick. Now I'll take a drink from my cask of amontillado.
Aoife Fios : Yeah, wouldn't want to lay it on too thick.
Mat Cauth : awww....don't be a stick-in-the-mud.
Xpovos : That's more than enough of this shtick.
Aoife Fios : Ah... the shticky whicket?
Xpovos : The sticky one, clearly.
Aoife Fios : Which whicket?
Mat Cauth : So where does the whicket come in?
Aoife Fios : That's your story and you're stickin' to it?
Xpovos : C'mon guys, I can keep this up for days! Stuck in the middle with you, stuck on you, I'm rubber you're glue...
Xpovos : That's our plan, and we're stuck with it.
Aoife Fios : You know where to stick the plan.
Xpovos : It'll all be OK if you just stick with the plan.
Aoife Fios : Walk softly and carry a big stick doesn't work so great if we have to share the stick.
Xpovos : Turns? Do we only have one stick? All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick.
Reaver : Well its not my turn
Aoife Fios : Somebody is really falling down on the job here.
Aoife Fios : I go Pogo.
Reaver :
Xpovos : Reaver, impressive cognative leap. Too bad yours was so much better a movie. Not that it was hard, but I enjoyed yours.
Mat Cauth : My imagination is running out of gas....I may have to bale from this line of puns.
Reaver : Let his greed meet his imagination.
Xpovos : Don't try to burn me in a wicker man cage, you pagan.
Mat Cauth : Hey, I don't mean to be argumentative.
Xpovos : Sounds like a straw man argument to me.
Mat Cauth : Was Pogo a "stick man"?
Xpovos : Ow... how fast cultural heritage is lost. «link»
Mat Cauth : Who is Pogo?
Aoife Fios : As Pogo once said, "the humor in this strip eludes me."
Mat Cauth : I see in the news that the Russians have taken the smoked bacon to the extreem.
Sir Fatal : huh? who wood hickory smoke bacon? i prefer applewood, personally.
Aoife Fios : Hickory smoked?
Mat Cauth : It was 103 deg. F in Moscow....we were really bacon.
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Aoife Fios : Welcome back -- just don't hog all the good lines for yourself.
Mat Cauth : I'm back and it looks like the puns are still alive and kicking though it seems like we got away from the pork and got into the pork so to speak.