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  • Xpovos : Nothing we can't walk off.
  • Aoife Fios : Is this all getting kind of krugerrandom?
  • Xpovos : Goldschläger anyone?
  • Mat Cauth : Call me a commoner, but just give me a Bud Lite....it's "goldish"
  • Aoife Fios : I'm on the gold standard.
  • Xpovos : A pint's a pound the world round. That was supposed to be true pt -> lbs, but I'd much rather it were true Guiness -> Sterling.
  • Aoife Fios : Yeah, well, "a pint of plain is your only man."
  • Reaver : Ah, to be a Sherry-drinking Vicar!
  • Xpovos : Brick by brick. Now I'll take a drink from my cask of amontillado.
  • Aoife Fios : Yeah, wouldn't want to lay it on too thick.
  • Mat Cauth : awww....don't be a stick-in-the-mud.
  • Xpovos : That's more than enough of this shtick.
  • Aoife Fios : Ah... the shticky whicket?
  • Xpovos : The sticky one, clearly.
  • Aoife Fios : Which whicket?
  • Mat Cauth : So where does the whicket come in?
  • Aoife Fios : That's your story and you're stickin' to it?
  • Xpovos : C'mon guys, I can keep this up for days! Stuck in the middle with you, stuck on you, I'm rubber you're glue...
  • Xpovos : That's our plan, and we're stuck with it.
  • Aoife Fios : You know where to stick the plan.
  • Xpovos : It'll all be OK if you just stick with the plan.
  • Aoife Fios : Walk softly and carry a big stick doesn't work so great if we have to share the stick.
  • Xpovos : Turns? Do we only have one stick? All players with no names, They lined up double quick, But just one pogo stick.
  • Reaver : Well its not my turn Mr. Green
  • Aoife Fios : Somebody is really falling down on the job here.
  • Aoife Fios : I go Pogo.
  • Reaver : Laughing
  • Xpovos : Reaver, impressive cognative leap. Too bad yours was so much better a movie. Not that it was hard, but I enjoyed yours.
  • Mat Cauth : My imagination is running out of gas....I may have to bale from this line of puns.
  • Reaver : Let his greed meet his imagination.
  • Xpovos : Don't try to burn me in a wicker man cage, you pagan.
  • Mat Cauth : Hey, I don't mean to be argumentative.
  • Xpovos : Sounds like a straw man argument to me.
  • Mat Cauth : Was Pogo a "stick man"?
  • Xpovos : Ow... how fast cultural heritage is lost. «link»
  • Mat Cauth : Who is Pogo?
  • Aoife Fios : As Pogo once said, "the humor in this strip eludes me."
  • Mat Cauth : I see in the news that the Russians have taken the smoked bacon to the extreem.
  • Sir Fatal : huh? who wood hickory smoke bacon? i prefer applewood, personally.
  • Aoife Fios : Hickory smoked?
  • Mat Cauth : It was 103 deg. F in Moscow....we were really bacon.
  • Aoife Fios : Welcome to the Aoife Forums. Please feel free to post even if you're not aoife.
  • Aoife Fios : Welcome back -- just don't hog all the good lines for yourself.
  • Mat Cauth : I'm back and it looks like the puns are still alive and kicking though it seems like we got away from the pork and got into the pork so to speak.
  • Aoife Fios : Looks like Sir Fatal is channeling Dr. Seuss again.
  • Reaver : It couldn't add up to a dollar either Mr. Green
  • Sir Fatal : wow, that last one really didn't make any cents.
  • Sir Fatal : hmm... that was more like a poem than a pun, but it makes up for the time i've missed. (and the rocks i've schist.)
  • Sir Fatal : xmas?!? well, hoe hoe hoe! (just doing a little gardening before the christmas season.)I've got money to spend, and rules to bend, so grab a friend and get your rear end to the mall! Because christmas time's the time for all! For fun, for puns, and it's the time after fall! Yes, the leaves on the trees are catching the breeze and riding home free into winter. Ow! I got a splinter.
  • Reaver : Can we get back to puns? I don't want to hear about the spending season.

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    Monday, 30 November 2009 20:30

    Before you apply, please review these Membership Guidelines. You should also review this post to make sure you provide us with enough information in your application to allow us to make the proper decision.
    Our values are qualities we value within the community, these are listed below.


    Community: The feeling of community is respect. This is the one thing absolutely critical to the Lost Haven. It is paramount. No language or behavior which is deemed disruptive or offensive to the community will be tolerated. There is no place for any kind of personal attack here. Debate is a fine thing, but ad hominum attacks are not.

    Enthusiasm: We're here for fun. It is a job for very few of us, and even for those, it's a fun job. Be enthusiastic about the games you play and share that enthusiasm in your posts. It is dull and boring to have no one posting in the forums about the fun and struggles in-game.

    Co-Operation: Please be co-operative towards our guild members and the wider world at all times. No griefing or trolling of any sort will be tolerated from our members, either as hazing towards fellow members, or against non-Lost Haven members. If you need more information on what is considered co-operative play, please ask.

    Responsibility: Slacking off and goofing around may seem funny to you, but to others within a group it can be tiresome. Mistakes happen, but your words and actions as a member of LH reflect on the entire community, so be aware of yourself and your effect on our reputation.

    Forum Presence: If you choose to post on the forums, please keep it clean, friendly and mature.

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    Nothing is set in stone except the ideals we stand for. These rules and ideals are core to maintaining our friendly community, so we ask you to respect them at all times.
    Remember, any individual game might have policies specific it. All information will be made obvious whenever possible, but feel free to ask if you are unsure of anything. We are very friendly!

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